Sydney-isms

Sydney and I had a little date alone this afternoon and I wanted to remember some of her questions and comments. As a baby she was so calm and quiet. She must have been deep in thought because now she never stops asking questions. Too many sometimes, but they were priceless:

How do baby's get inside the mommy's tummy?

If there is an egg, when does the baby crack out of it?

Why is there so much blood when a baby is born? How does the baby breathe with all of the blood and water in the shell?

Tell me what the gross part about making a baby is? Jackson says there is a gross part that I need to know but he says I'm too young.

Does that mean if I hug daddy do I get a baby in my tummy?

When I grow up I want to be a cop.

How come some people wear earrings in their nose? Why don't you wear an earring in your nose? So some people are bad and don't go to church and so they don't know they shouldn't put an earring in their nose. Why is it ok to put them in our ears? How come some babies are born with earrings in their ears?

I love you mom and I know you love me because I am beautiful and kind, but most important I'm nice on the inside.

When is grandpa going to die? I won't die for a long, long, time. I've never met your sister Amy that died. Maybe Jesus will introduce me to her when I go to heaven. . . .